"scoob" (scoobsti)
01/28/2015 at 22:15 • Filed to: Snapchat
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"scoob" (scoobsti)
01/28/2015 at 22:15 • Filed to: Snapchat | 7
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And they're like, why do you like cars? (It's a joke; I hope this doesn't offend anyone...)
vdub_nut: scooter snob
> scoob
01/28/2015 at 22:18 |
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My parents keep bitching because my 31 and 29 y/o sibs haven't pumped out any grandkids yet, and they're starting to look at (24 and single, lol) me. I keep telling them how I'd rather drive my sports cars to my beach house all by myself.
They are not amused.
Children are shitty.
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scoob
> vdub_nut: scooter snob
01/28/2015 at 22:20 |
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I remember seeing an article that claimed not having kids is selfish. I never thought of it that way...
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vdub_nut: scooter snob
> scoob
01/28/2015 at 22:23 |
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For real?
Fuck whoever wrote that. I want to meet them and just ask
Who fucking hurt you?
nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
> vdub_nut: scooter snob
01/28/2015 at 22:23 |
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I know the feeling all too well. Im 27, the middle child and only son. My older sister kicked out two grand children (my niece actually just turned one this past weekend.) All was great because my mom was in uber-grandmother mode with the two of them.
Well now my sister and brother-in law are moving 6 hours away which means the grand churrins are going with. Yeahhhh... know what that is expecting of me now.
Meanwhile Im thinking: rather pay for school, buy a new car, mods for new car, house. Aint nobody got time for churrins!
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vdub_nut: scooter snob
> nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
01/28/2015 at 22:26 |
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Do you have a girlfriend who you aren't ready to settle down with? Or some casual female acquaintances with whom they suspect you are hooking up?
Nothing like a good old fake pregnancy scare to get them to shut the hell up.
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nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
> vdub_nut: scooter snob
01/28/2015 at 22:39 |
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No but Im sure I can work something up real quick. Though I think it would turn for worse and my mother would be happy to grandmother said bastard child to which I'd end up breaking her heart by telling her its a hoax.
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vdub_nut: scooter snob
> nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
01/28/2015 at 22:45 |
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That's why it's just a scare.
like. cheap preggo test and a blue marker.
Also works great for april fools.
YMMV
HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
> scoob
01/28/2015 at 22:57 |
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over population is a problem. most of the economical problems we are having now are because of baby boomers. if you ask me HAVING kids is selfish. lol
Funktheduck
> vdub_nut: scooter snob
01/28/2015 at 23:03 |
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Try being the oldest son/nephew/cousin and add a long term relationship to the mix. Every family thing turns to " when are y'all getting married?" And "when am I getting (great) grand kids/nieces/nephews?"
AMGtech - now with more recalls!
> scoob
01/28/2015 at 23:39 |
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That's ridiculous. Most of the world's problems wouldn't be problems if the population was half of what it is. Having kids is far more selfish than not.
I'm a parent, btw.
XJDano
> AMGtech - now with more recalls!
01/28/2015 at 23:52 |
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I think people having kids that have no business having children in the first place are part of the problem.
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XJDano
> scoob
01/29/2015 at 00:03 |
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Well you better get cut to be sure that's what your paying for.
A buddy of mine hates kids & got cut. No regrets.
I'm married with 2 children, then got cut. 2 is enough for us. And my wife had a more difficult time the second time.
My dad was pissed because something about population, the minorities need to stay minorities, and by only having 2 kids it only replaces me & wife, and doesn't add to population like my sister with 3 kids.
I'm the 2nd of 4 kids, and my dad was 7 of 12. That's not how it works anymore.
Also if you want my work related snaps or stupid or funny stuff you can add me.
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AMGtech - now with more recalls!
> XJDano
01/29/2015 at 00:07 |
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For sure. Like the welfare set that have more kids so they can get more gov't money.
samssun
> scoob
01/29/2015 at 01:46 |
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I'm offended by our generation's constant worry about offending people who get up every day looking for a reason to be offended. Please stop worrying about non-offensive things being taken the wrong way, and go back to doing actually offensive things.
PS9
> scoob
01/29/2015 at 10:18 |
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It would be if human birth rates were declining at an alarming rate per year. But...7B and counting so far so....